If I were a bird then there are certain things I would want in a birdhouse. First of all, if you don’t know how to make a bird house then either learn how or don’t make one. If I am a bird and you don’t know how to make a bird house then I don’t want you making my birdhouse. Everyone should know how to make a bird house anyways. How to make a bird house is one of the most basic of carpentry skills and everyone should have at least the most basic of those skills.

The first thing I would suggest on how to make a bird house is to make sure your birdhouse has servant’s quarters. I mean, as a bird with means I would not want to set up a home in a new birdhouse that did not offer room for my butlers and maids. That is just common sense. Another how to make a bird house suggestion is to include at least a two car garage. Birds don’t fly all the time, that would be to exhausting. A two car garage would be needed because every bird’s wife also has a car for shopping and things like that so there needs to be space to park her car too.

This Is Getting Silly

It is absolutely not! This is solid and practical advice for people that are considering how to build a bird house and include things a bird will really need. What would be silly would be building a birdhouse that did not offer regular weekly curb trash pick up. That is just common sense. These are birds we are talking about, not squirrels. Birds are clean animals and they need trash collection service just like everyone else. It would also be helpful if you offered recycling services as well as birds tend to be very concerned with the environment.

The rest of the considerations are basic considerations anyone would have to make when building any basic birdhouse. A close proximity to good schools, reasonable distance from all of the essentials of life like the shopping malls and movie theaters, and of course a decent array of marble statues for the most basic of bird needs. Obviously running water and electricity are not necessary when you build your birdhouse. After all these are just birds and what would birds do with running water and electricity?